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1st Behra: nahi petrol khatam hogaya hai.
2nd : acha mai samjha petrol khatam hogaya
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father ( 5 saal ke rote hue bacche ko ):-
"beta, kyo ro raha hai"
Son- kuch nhi
Father- "batao mein tumhara dost ho na . .
Son:- kuch nhi yaar thora sa complain manga tha ke teri item bhak uthi ". .
"beta, kyo ro raha hai"
Son- kuch nhi
Father- "batao mein tumhara dost ho na . .
Son:- kuch nhi yaar thora sa complain manga tha ke teri item bhak uthi ". .
1 pathan raiwand sa wapis ayea to bv ko marna laga
Dost: q mar raha hoo isko ?
Pathan: ye darhi nahi rakhti
Dost: aurtoon ki darhi nahi hoti-
Pathan: phr b irada to kar le-
Dost: q mar raha hoo isko ?
Pathan: ye darhi nahi rakhti
Dost: aurtoon ki darhi nahi hoti-
Pathan: phr b irada to kar le-
Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I cant send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I m sending you just 1 joke
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“You are so beautiful”
But I cant send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I m sending you just 1 joke
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.
.
“You are so beautiful”
Ladki ne jeans utari aur apne boy friend se kaha mujhe aurat hone ka ehsas karao.
Boy friend ne b apni jeans utari aur kaha jao dono jeans dho kar laao.
Boy friend ne b apni jeans utari aur kaha jao dono jeans dho kar laao.
Sabere sham thari yaad aave hai,
Sari raat manne jagave hai,
karne ko to kar lu tanne call,
Par customer wali chori balance No batave hai.
Sari raat manne jagave hai,
karne ko to kar lu tanne call,
Par customer wali chori balance No batave hai.
Brain is most outstanding object in nature. It functions 24hrs 365 days.
It functions rite from time we born, n stops only when
we enter the exam hall....
It functions rite from time we born, n stops only when
we enter the exam hall....
Ye jo haath me 4 inch ka dabba pakad rakha hai....
Sirf message recieve karne ke liye nahi hai....
Is se message send bhi hote hai....
Try karke dekho....
Sirf message recieve karne ke liye nahi hai....
Is se message send bhi hote hai....
Try karke dekho....
Dekho Mausam kitna suhana hai.
Bheegi barsat ka bhi Zamana hai.
Ek...
Sweet sa SMS...
To kardo...
Kya sara balance sasural lekar jana hai????
Bheegi barsat ka bhi Zamana hai.
Ek...
Sweet sa SMS...
To kardo...
Kya sara balance sasural lekar jana hai????
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