Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
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MARIETAL WOES
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Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
Dont marry the person you want to live with...
Marry the one you cannnot live without...
But whatever you do, you will regret it later....
Marry the one you cannnot live without...
But whatever you do, you will regret it later....
Why dogs dont marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dogs life!....
A: Because they are already leading a dogs life!....
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Dont take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash. ....
Man: Dont take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash. ....
A man who surrenders when he is WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he is NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he is RIGHT, is a HUSBAND....
A man who surrenders when he is NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he is RIGHT, is a HUSBAND....
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called "Man, The Master of Women"?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.".... "
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.".... "
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it...
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it...
Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman....
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman....
My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other --
so now its just a waiting game....
so now its just a waiting game....
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