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Raste Me Kaccha Pul(Bridge) Aa Jata Hai Usko Dekh k Cheeti Boli
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Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!
Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?
Husband: Tum ko kese pata?
Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!
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Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!
Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?
Husband: Tum ko kese pata?
Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!
Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR
Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR
Romance Mathematics
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
On their first nite!
Husband: Is it really your first night?
Wife: yes dear..... Actually it is first time at night...
Husband: Is it really your first night?
Wife: yes dear..... Actually it is first time at night...
Professor ne bed pe novel padhte hue biwi ki panty me hath dala!
Biwi: Utaru kya?
Prof: bas ho gaya! panna palatne ke liye ungli geeli karni thi.
Biwi: Utaru kya?
Prof: bas ho gaya! panna palatne ke liye ungli geeli karni thi.
SIX or SEX me kya farq hai?
Utha ke maro to Six,lita ke maro to Sex!
Hath Uper to Six,Tange uper to Sex!
Sedha bahar jaye to Six,Sedha ander jaye to Sex!
Utha ke maro to Six,lita ke maro to Sex!
Hath Uper to Six,Tange uper to Sex!
Sedha bahar jaye to Six,Sedha ander jaye to Sex!
An Old man in a Hurry forget to Zip up his pant.
A girl said-Your zip is open.
Old Man said- Dont worry, DEAD Birds Dont fly.
A girl said-Your zip is open.
Old Man said- Dont worry, DEAD Birds Dont fly.
Sir: Who is Sania Mirza?
Student: Sir, Tannis Player!
Sir: Who is Mallika Sherawat?
Student: Sir, Pe**is Player...
Student: Sir, Tannis Player!
Sir: Who is Mallika Sherawat?
Student: Sir, Pe**is Player...
Whats your name?
Sir, Mohini!
Aage Kya lagati ho?
ji, wishper
I mean picche kya lagati ho?
Girl sharma ke... ji sarson ka tel...
Sir, Mohini!
Aage Kya lagati ho?
ji, wishper
I mean picche kya lagati ho?
Girl sharma ke... ji sarson ka tel...
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